笑话谷

一天魔王抓走公主,公主一直叫. 魔王 :「你尽管叫破喉咙吧...没有人会来救你的....」 公主 :「破喉咙..破喉咙..」 没有人:「公主..我来救你了...」 魔王 :「说曹操曹操就到...」 曹操 :「...

一天， 儿子回到家说：爸，今天考试60分。 爸：下次再考低了，别叫我爸。 第二天， 儿：对不起，大哥。...

小兔说："我是兔娘养的！" 小猪说："我是猪娘养的！" 小鸡说："我是鸡娘养的！" 小狗说："你们聊，我先走了！" 0号陪练说："外人叫我零陪，好听！" 1号陪练说："外人叫我一陪，也好...

经典笑话：成功失败的背后 女：成功的男人背后一定有个女人。 男：失败的男人背后呢！？ 女：一定是有太多的女人。...

The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives．He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be punis...

"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'G...

the lowest grade "Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don''t think I deserve a zero." "Neither do I. But that''s the lowest grade I''m allowed to give." 最低分 学生：“教授先生，我这次考试已经竭尽全力...

If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money... wait for your salary. 如果你感到孤独，我做你...

[搞笑短信] 小心我会宰了你 If u hide, I'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, I'll search 4 you. If u'll leave, I'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, I'll fight 4 u. 如果你躲起来，我会去找你。如果你不见了，我会寻觅你...

“你有多爱我？”“一毛钱之多。”“只有这么一点么？”“一毛钱不就是‘十分’吗？”...